i am a sad turtle.

ectobiologisst:

flashsteppuppeteer:

Hate to break it to turtle man.

But that looks like he’s contemplating life.

Like, “That hot little number at the pet store didn’t even take a second look at my flawless shell. I should just go solo and die bitter sad and alone.”

hahaha, dirk.

you’re seriously too much for me sometimes.

but i really do miss you we haven’t hung out in so long if i didn’t see your face pop-up everytime you called i’d forget what you looked like.

even though that’s kind of a lie since there are so many of your alternates running around.

but i miss you, seriously.

You were the bro that went and hopped timelines.

But hey, I’m no better when interests stray. 

We should hang out sometime though, go tear up the town, and be act like typical teenagers ironically.

I’ll get the spray paint, you get the saggy pants.